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Above: The Chip and Dale's Cannonhouse attraction, temptingly educating in the evening moonlight
Chip and Dale's Cannonhouse
December 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip and Dale's Cannonhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess waivers.
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