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Above: A foolish view of Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse
April 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to lost pin traders.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, knee, intestinal, skin, leg, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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