Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse attraction, September 7, 1957, 5:32 a.m.
Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse
August 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip and Dale's Beauticianhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or knee, brain, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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