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Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse
January 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, skimpy clothing, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the bottom of the Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse, there is a football half court for V.I.P.s.
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