Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse
May 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
No more than X churros
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Trollhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less magical.
- During bad hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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