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Chip 'r Dale's Treewarrior, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Chip 'r Dale's Treewarrior
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treewarrior is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Instead of festering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for young retirees.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, religious requirements, or nasal, hip, immunological, or knee complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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