Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Chip 'r Dale's Treetroll thrill ride, September 1, 2005, 5:29 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treetroll
August 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treetroll is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you won't want to go on this thrill ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, odd phobias, or chin, neck, lycanthropic, personal, leg, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this thrill ride may melt.
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