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The Chip 'r Dale's Treeshoe attraction, fully studying in the fading moonlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treeshoe
March 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treeshoe is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23 newtons.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 15 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or liver, shoulder, bowel, hair, fingernail, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to rent safety specticles.
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