Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole attraction, presently curdling in the afternoon sunlight

Below: The Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole attraction, presently curdling in the afternoon sunlight

Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1957
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Ten magics (according to the reanimated corpse of Snow White)

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

Touring Recommendations

Guest Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.