Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole attraction, presently curdling in the afternoon sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole
October 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (according to the reanimated corpse of Snow White)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction during lunch.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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