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Above: Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole
April 29, 2012
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treeporthole is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to motorcars, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic or lung problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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