Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Treeplatoon attraction at park closing
Chip 'r Dale's Treeplatoon
August 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treeplatoon is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from personal, shoulder, kidney, or liver issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
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