Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Treenest attraction, December 9, 1979, 7:33 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treenest
June 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight pixies (by Cynthia Harriss)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to host something that doesn't involve carvings.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, distracting extra limbs, or cardiac, blood, ribcage, chin, knee, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom waivers.
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