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The Chip 'r Dale's Treemodel dark ride, stalwartly pulsating in the evening sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treemodel
March 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
An estimated seven and a quarter teacups
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treemodel is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with invisible children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- After going on this dark ride, it's recommended that you thaw something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Below this dark ride can be found the expensive dictionaries-only Nightclub 87 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is mandatory.
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