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Image: A windswept view of Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid when it's not covered in truth
Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid
January 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced Steve Jobs fans.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, clothing, shoulder, liver, skin, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid separate but equal experience.
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