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Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid
June 6, 1994
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Treemaid is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for young tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal, attention-span, wrist, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions within the cast members at all times.
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