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The Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser attraction, humanely considered to be the finest untitled attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser
March 20, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to lost former cast members.
- Minimum height 22".
- Guest in front must be at least 69" tall.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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