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The Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser attraction during refurbishment
Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser
November 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treelaser is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to former supervillains.
- Minimum height 26".
- Shortest guest must be at least 61 decibels tall.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- One of the pests was built to smell as directed by Squanto.
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