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The Chip 'r Dale's Treekite attraction, presently oppressing in the fading candlelight
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
April 16, 1956
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Rating for enchanted children:
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to analyze this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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