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Chip 'r Dale's Treekite, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
December 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction during the holidays.
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle, immunological, kidney, brain, finger, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In a secret alcove at the high point of the Chip 'r Dale's Treekite, there is a football dojo for Disney executives.
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