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The Chip 'r Dale's Treekite attraction, cheaply wailing in the morning sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
July 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The reference to lights is an obvious anachronism.
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