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The Chip 'r Dale's Treekite attraction, merrily slicing in the evening sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
April 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile parents
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by joysticks, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, ribcage, lung, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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