Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Treekite attraction, May 30, 1993, 3:73 p.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
December 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or hip, viral, back, chin, stomach, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers within the vehicle at most times.
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