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An animatronic view of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite when it's not hidden in children
Chip 'r Dale's Treekite
June 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treekite is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
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