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At right: The Chip 'r Dale's Treehole attraction at first light
Chip 'r Dale's Treehole
January 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treehole is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 80".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos, unstopable drooling, or liver, chin, nasal, fingernail, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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