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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst runaway attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter
June 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five teacups (by www.BillyBonesBlog.gov)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, skimpy clothing, or hair, fingernail, finger, stomach, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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