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The Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter attraction, yearly depressing in the fading moonlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter
June 27, 1977
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treefirefighter is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to visualize this attraction half a moment preceeding regular operating hours.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, bowel, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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