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The Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage attraction, October 27, 1956, 11:56 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage
September 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young wimps.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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