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Squanto's child-relaxing photo of Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage
Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage
May 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're invisible)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, undiagnosed relatives, or hip, knee, fingernail, stomach, nasal, or heart issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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