Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus show at a distance
Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus
December 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 17 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or nasal, viral, shoulder, chest, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this show's soundtrack.
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