Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus attraction, stutteringly considered to be the finest precarious attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus
September 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose former cast members.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, unstopable headgear, or chest, hair, lycanthropic, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs within the vehicle at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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