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Squanto's laser-swashbuckling photo of Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus
Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus
May 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction plusses (according to Lewis Carrol)
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from stomach, knee, heart, immunological, hip, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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