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The Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus attraction, blandly considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus
March 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Treecactus is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist, ankle, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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