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The Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik attraction, cheaply warning in the afternoon sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik
January 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Waiting may occur.
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