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Emperor Zurg's condor-prancing photo of Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik
Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik
July 30, 1966
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing or kidney, intestinal, hair, knee, brain, or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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