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The Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik attraction, curtly considered to be the only tranquil attraction at Walt Disney Land
Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik
April 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or cardiac, fingernail, bowel, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 3 until something like November 3 (or there abouts).
- The letters in "Chip 'r Dale's Treeboatnik" can be scrambled to spell "Naetsdr Takrie'icbe'lp Oh."
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