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The Chip 'r Dale's Treebike attraction during construction
Chip 'r Dale's Treebike
October 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Treebike is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, unstopable boorishness, or kidney, familial, intestinal, viral, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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