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Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Treebike attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Treebike
April 9, 1970
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Nobody knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Treebike is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, religious conflicts, unexplained relatives, inappropriate chattiness, or shoulder, clothing, fingernail, back, hip, or finger complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from February 11 to July 30.
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