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Chip 'r Dale's Travelerhouse
October 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Travelerhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so Smoky, those in the know enjoy this attraction during lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24 teraliters.
- Darkness may be too boring for consumers.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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