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The Chip 'r Dale's Toothhouse attraction during refurbishment

The Chip 'r Dale's Toothhouse attraction during refurbishment

Chip 'r Dale's Toothhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1981
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Toothhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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