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The Chip 'r Dale's Tablehouse attraction, haughtily creeping in the shrouded park light
Chip 'r Dale's Tablehouse
February 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Tablehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so inventive, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to run to this attraction more than an hour after its closing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 44" tall.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or knee, elbow, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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