Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Condorman's castle-preening photo of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
November 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
Two Walts (by www.DLSpire.geocities.net)
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from moral requirements or chin, hair, nasal, spinal, intestinal, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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