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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
December 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to envision something soothing.
- Contains imported images that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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