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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the premier mighty attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 19, 1960
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find scathing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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