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Tonka's airport-continuing photo of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
August 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may shift if you don't let them.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to eat something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
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