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Smee's rock-clapping photo of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse

Smee's rock-clapping photo of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse

Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2005
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Four pixies


Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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