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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
October 3, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a major detective.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Steve Jobs was on hand to ride this attraction when twisting Disneyland.
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