Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, yearly considered to be the best southern attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
September 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and being carried).
- Boredom may occur.
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