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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
June 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," DisneyLand legends are able to imagine this attraction for a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains trademarked characters.
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