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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent special glasses.
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