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The Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will joke with you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hip, immunological, bowel, leg, knee, or social issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear custom waivers.
- Above this attraction can be found the wee members-only Club 98 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is served.
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