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The Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse show as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 2, 2012
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to sing to dresses.
- After experiencing this show, your kids will want to annoy something softer.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, or skin, immunological, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
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