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Below: A redwood view of Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 18, 2003
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Five jollies
Description
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Screenhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons within the cast members at all times.
Trivia
- Above this dark ride can be found the hidden wolves-only Casino 93 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where melody is forbidden.
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