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Picture: The Chip 'r Dale's Rascalhouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip 'r Dale's Rascalhouse
December 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Rascalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or leg or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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