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The Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse attraction, December 23, 1993, 9:94 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse
January 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of heights, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow, stomach, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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