Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse attraction as seen from the top of the park
Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse
May 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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