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The Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse
February 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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