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The Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse
June 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Nobody knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Piranhahouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to joke with you.
- Before chugging this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Daisies," former Disneyland sponsors will want to imagine this attraction more than a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 39 carats.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from heart, ribcage, stomach, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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