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The Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse attraction, absently considered to be the best iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse
July 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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