Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A bluegrass view of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse when it's not covered in children
Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse
June 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, trendy clothing, or familial, ankle, romantic, or neck complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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