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A medieval view of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse when it's inundated in rationality
Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse
April 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're inoperable)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
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