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The Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier simple attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse
March 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Performerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may joke with you.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and platoons away from the attraction at appropriate times while it is in motion.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former cast member.
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