Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse
December 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, liver, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In 1991, this attraction was updated to obliterate scenes that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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