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The Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse attraction, magically opening in the fading sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse
June 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero toons (according to Lillian)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may joke with your party.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour before its opening.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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