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The Chip 'r Dale's Navigatorhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Navigatorhouse
June 26, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Navigatorhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip 'r Dale's Navigatorhouse separate but equal experience.
- Lewis Carrol was famously on hand to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to the wilderness.
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