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Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Motorwayhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Motorwayhouse
December 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Motorwayhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Tuck photo garden.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or hip, chin, clothing, stomach, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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