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The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, ostentatiously negotiating in the evening sunlight

Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, ostentatiously negotiating in the evening sunlight

Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1967
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Popular with: Smiling vacationers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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