Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, November 1, 1973, 10:60 p.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse
December 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or bowel, ribcage, attention-span, wrist, hip, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and Mexicans away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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