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The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse
June 22, 1998
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to stroke something softer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or leg, lung, shoulder, hair, social, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in an institute.
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