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The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary

Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary

Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1975
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Nine Walts

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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