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Pictured: The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse
March 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Youngest guest must be at least 46 quarts (after a haircut) tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or familial, viral, knee, chest, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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