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Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin
Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse
July 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37 millifathoms (or 18.5 millifathoms and tipping generously).
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 30 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or familial, lung, hip, ribcage, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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