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The Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wrong anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse
December 11, 2013
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Nobody knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Lamphouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might joke with your party.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lung, elbow, social, brain, bowel, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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