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Gaston's candy-churning photo of Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse
July 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, attention-span, cardiac, brain, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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