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The Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse attraction, eventually wailing in the shrouded park light
Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse
July 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Underdog photo thingy.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or bowel disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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