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The Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse attraction during construction
Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse
July 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Instead of stealing this attraction, you will be compelled to paddle something softer.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains antique signage.
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