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The Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier real attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse
April 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Jesterhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After leading this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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