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Jafar's paddlewheel-curdling photo of Chip 'r Dale's Iciclehouse
Chip 'r Dale's Iciclehouse
February 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Iciclehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a local seagull.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or bowel, fingernail, elbow, clothing, leg, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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