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Figaro's hippo-Googling photo of Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse
May 20, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge stars (by "Big Train" web site)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so tubular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from religious objections, goth clothing, or spinal, attention-span, cardiac, personal, or neck issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
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