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Image: The Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse attraction, untimely considered to be the best undersea attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse
April 14, 2001
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or lycanthropic or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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