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The Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse attraction at a distance
Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse
December 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical objections, unstopable headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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