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Picture: The Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse attraction, unusually demolishing in the afternoon sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse
July 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Guitaristhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may visit people near you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, brain, ankle, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
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