Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse attraction, May 7, 1991, 12:31 p.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1962
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
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