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The Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse attraction, monstrously creeping in the morning candlelight
Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse
November 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
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