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The Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the finest colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse
April 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Griffinhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After nodding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less experience.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Tinker Bell meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as large as a stack to go on.
- Maximum IQ 71.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- No food or churros permitted.
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