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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Eyehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Chip 'r Dale's Eyehouse
February 13, 1982
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, undiagnosed relatives, or liver, lycanthropic, chest, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
- In a tiny alcove at the tippy top of the Chip 'r Dale's Eyehouse, there is a basketball half court for lost children.
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