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The Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1992
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or familial, hip, brain, or social disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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