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Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse, a favorite attraction of Jane
Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse
July 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (by Ron Miller)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 14 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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