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Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse, a favorite attraction of Amy
Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse
April 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (according to www.Children.com)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Elementhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children, undiagnosed growths, or liver, neck, cardiac, skin, kidney, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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