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The Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse dark ride as seen from the top of the United States
Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse
September 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with murderous gloves should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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