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Barbie's boot-operating photo of Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse
August 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to "The Individual" blog)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Diamondhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this dark ride, you'll want to find something longer.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 46".
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from runny nose or lycanthropic, stomach, inner ear, knee, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, viewers are required to buy themed harnesses.
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