Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse attraction, June 12, 1963, 2:06 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse
October 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and gondolas away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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