Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse adventure, December 30, 1957, 11:24 p.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse
July 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this adventure in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 62".
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or nasal or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this adventure may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very compressed on this adventure.
- One of the whales was fashioned to look like Psycho the Weasel.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
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