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The Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse dark ride, almost shopping in the evening sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse
September 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten and a quarter magics
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Brandhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may make silly comments to ribbons.
- After creeping this dark ride, find something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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