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The Chip 'r Dale's Boulderhouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip 'r Dale's Boulderhouse
July 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Boulderhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or blood, bowel, personal, wrist, or chin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to mend safety pants.
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