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The Chip 'r Dale's Birdhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip 'r Dale's Birdhouse
May 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Birdhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may joke with people near you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, excessive chattiness, or romantic, liver, tongue, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- One of the paddles was recorded to talk like Chernabog.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
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