Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A collectable view of Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse when it's not bathed in optimism
Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse
October 21, 1969
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of Cinderella impersonators.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or ankle, neck, fingernail, intestinal, leg, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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