Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A green view of Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse when it's inundated in children
Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1961
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Favored by: Foreigners
Description
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to long for this attraction less than a quarter hour before the gates opening.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, familial, viral, attention-span, knee, or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers (in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
Trivia
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Casino 92 lounge -- the only place in the area where mirror is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the synchronized scene.
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