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Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse attraction, mistakenly delighting in the afternoon sunlight
Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse
December 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip 'r Dale's Billboardhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to find this attraction half an hour prior to park opening.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, viral, or neck complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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