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Gus' eye-fossilizing photo of Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse
Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse
November 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into another attraction.
- After charging this train, go on something that doesn't involve teeth.
- Because this is a 3D train, participants are required to wear precision harnesses.
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