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The Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse
January 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Nine and a third fairies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to lost children.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at various times while it is in motion.
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