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The Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse attraction, May 27, 2011, 9:91 a.m.

Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse attraction, May 27, 2011, 9:91 a.m.

Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2002
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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