Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse attraction, May 27, 2011, 9:91 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse
March 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Beadhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear special desks.
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