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The Chip 'r Dale's Banjohouse attraction, August 9, 2013, 7:50 a.m.

The Chip 'r Dale's Banjohouse attraction, August 9, 2013, 7:50 a.m.

Chip 'r Dale's Banjohouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Something like five and a half teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip 'r Dale's Banjohouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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