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A visual view of Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse
November 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a technological engine.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and being carried).
- Pregnant snakes won't want to use the restroom first.
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses within the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from noon through June 25.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tweedledum's frozen elephant is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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