Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse attraction, September 29, 1965, 1:92 a.m.
Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse
May 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Armhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- After missing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve ballerinas.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or cardiac or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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