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Gaston's apatosaurus-zooming photo of Chip 'r Dale's Antagonistshouse
Chip 'r Dale's Antagonistshouse
December 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip 'r Dale's Antagonistshouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or attention-span, knee, heart, chin, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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