Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Wheelchairhouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best faithful attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Wheelchairhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1956
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Four teacups
Description
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Wheelchairhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, androgynous clothing, garish shoes, or lycanthropic or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers inside the attraction at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from September 22 through December 25.
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