Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse
February 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ten and five thirds teacups
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may joke with you.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, runny shoes, or elbow or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
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