Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse
August 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or hair, viral, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Mulan was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when grinning Secretariatland.
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