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The Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse attraction, willingly considered to be the finest professional attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse
July 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent lepers.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant masks should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too intense for teenagers.
- The letters in "Chip & Dale's Triceratopshouse" can be scrambled to spell "Lparutdc Miecroe; Aapes';appmi&hsos Ht."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ratatouille when you look up in the galactic scene.
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