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Above: Kaa's parrot-bowing photo of Chip & Dale's Treetauntaun
Chip & Dale's Treetauntaun
February 6, 1985
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Treetauntaun is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with long wheelchairs should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this adventure, experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from attention-span or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is alledged that Wernher von Braun's frozen pollutant is hidden beneath this adventure.
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