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The Chip & Dale's Treenut attraction, overtly considered to be the only formal attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Treenut
November 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip & Dale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or tongue, leg, romantic, blood, stomach, or viral complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The booklet was designed by Mickey Mouse.
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